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Thursday, November 17th, 2005
8:02 pm
Wednesday, September 8th, 2004
12:46 pm
The McRib made its triumphant return in Central Florida last Monday. Hurricane Francis efforts to halt it's homecoming party were to no avail. Thousands of McRib fanatics ventured out in the storm to loot McDonalds. When one McRib fanatic was asked for comment he responded with "I've never stolen anything or broke an entering before, but my heat just couldn't stand the thought of all those McRibs spoiling due to the power outages.
Tuesday, November 4th, 2003
10:58 pm
I heard that Mc Donalds started air a McRib commercial where a guy instructs everyone to eat as many McRibs as you can because their rare and only available for a limited time. I don't know if this is true or not, but if it is I imangen it would go something like this......

Walked in to Micky Dee's and drooped to my knees when I saw a sign let'n me know that the McRib is back I quickly ate seven or eight because I don't how long they be here i'm love'n it ~MC Rib
6:48 pm
6:12 pm
The compulsion to buy you and eat you came to me so quickly that I was already in the McDonald's drive-thru before I could even question my reason for being there. A barely pubescent voice boomed from the speaker: "WELCOMETOMCDONALDSCANITAKEYOURORDERPLEASE?"
No matter. Out of nervous habit, I glanced up at the board-- a completely unnecessary action. My mouth opened and my instincts took over. I didn't need to read the number for the McRib meal. I knew it. The box was still spewing out garbled high pitched words when I quickly arrived at the window. The girl inside stared at me with the large glassy eyes of pure fear. Dear in headlight eyes. She could see the look of ravenous instinctual hunger on my face, much like that of a cougar who had been driven mad with the lust for blood. She, a gazelle who had haplessly stumbled in my path, now stood motionless. Our eyes locked and stayed that way. As if on command, she rattled off some robotic greeting and then something about ketchup.
Every question was hurriedly answered with "McRib"
"That'll be $2.67. Cash or credit?"
I noticed my mouth hadn't closed completely in a while. A small stream of drool made it's way down the corner of my mouth and dripped from my chin. My higher mind functions had already ceased to exist. I was operating on base level here.. my only desire at this point was to tear into the McRib's pink supple flesh and bathe in the Barbeque sauce that dripped from it's mangled carcass.
She timidly took the credit card from my hand, all the while trying to avoid eye contact.
5:31 pm
Greetings fellow Ribheads and welcome to the first and only McRib Community on Live Journal. Feel free to post pictures of you and your friends eating McRibs here and tell stories of McRib related adventures.

I can still recall the first time I had a McRib; the year was 1994 and McDonald's reassessed the McRib a second time this time under the name Brontosaurus Burger to promote the Flintsones and shortly after that took it of the menu and have been bringing it back for a short time once every year or two. Alot has changed since that faithful day nearly a decade ago. The McRib gave birth to the McRib Jr. which is infearor to the McRib by far, but two thing that hasn't changed over the past ten years is my love for the McRib or the fact that it's only a limited time item.

Here is a link to a petition to make the McRib a permeant fixture to McDonald's menu, so please sign. http://www.petitiononline.com/mcrib12/petition.html
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